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fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
Our first glimpse of Hawkeye.
“What? Do you see anything?”
“Phil…we don’t have a tree.”
“A tree.”
“It’s not Christmas without a tree!”
“Barton, in case it has escaped your notice, we are in hiding. Not to mention that there is a blizzard coming our way.”
“……”
“Fine. Get your ass in gear. We’re getting a tree.”
“Now I know you really love me.”
YOU ARE MY CAPTAIN AMERICA COULSON!
OH MY FUCKING JESUS YES PLEASE YESMy first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
ALL OF THE HEADCANON IS ACCEPTED
SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS I LOVE THIS
THIS OMFG YES
also it means you don’t die from getting shot kthxbye
There was a gifset of Captain Kirk getting covered in Tribbles on my dash.
Followed by a gifset of Coulson deciding between donuts.
…I’m not responsible for what tumblr makes me do.
‘Natasha’s favorite food is the blood of her enemies, and when Clint grows up, he wants to be a Jack Russel Terrier!’
Starkexpos and I have a theory, in which the best way to avoid killing the entire world around you is to imagine various avengers in Child Pageants, with Coulson and Sitwell as Pageant moms.
I want to say this is the worst thing I have ever drawn BUT THE FACT IS I LOVE IT HA HA HA NO GIVE ME BACK MY TABLET-
On wednesdays we wear pink.
